Post by DMOrange on Nov 25, 2015 11:57:51 GMT -8
Time to lighten things up a bit. Credit given where credit is due... I got these off of the old "Ducks Hate Page" a number years ago, but they still crack me up every year at this time of year.
Did you hear about the *uck linebacker that stole the police car?
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
What's the longest ten years of a *uck football players life?
His freshman year.
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Oregon *ucks?" Four huge men stand up and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at UofO, you wanna tell that joke to us?" The guy replies, "What, and have to explain it four times?"
...and I think my all-time favorite one...
Seems that a *uck was driving North from Eugene at the same time a Beaver was driving South from Corvallis and they happened to meet head-on in a horrible crash on I-5. Miraculously, both climbed out of the steaming wreckage... their bodies intact. They examined the twisted metal and realized that they were truly lucky to be alive. The *uck said, "This must be a sign from God that we should end the bitter rivalry that we have had since the beginning of time." The Beaver agreed... he went to his trunk and pulled out an unbroken bottle of whiskey. "This is truly remarkable," he said, "God must want us to toast our new-found friendship." He twisted the cap off and handed the bottle to the *uck, who took several big swigs, wiped his chin and handed the bottle back. The Beaver replaced the cap, and without a word, put the bottle back into his trunk. "Aren't you going to celebrate our luck?" asked the *uck. Nah, I think I'll just wait for the troopers to get here."
Throw it down Beaver Fans!
Did you hear about the *uck linebacker that stole the police car?
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
What's the longest ten years of a *uck football players life?
His freshman year.
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Oregon *ucks?" Four huge men stand up and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at UofO, you wanna tell that joke to us?" The guy replies, "What, and have to explain it four times?"
...and I think my all-time favorite one...
Seems that a *uck was driving North from Eugene at the same time a Beaver was driving South from Corvallis and they happened to meet head-on in a horrible crash on I-5. Miraculously, both climbed out of the steaming wreckage... their bodies intact. They examined the twisted metal and realized that they were truly lucky to be alive. The *uck said, "This must be a sign from God that we should end the bitter rivalry that we have had since the beginning of time." The Beaver agreed... he went to his trunk and pulled out an unbroken bottle of whiskey. "This is truly remarkable," he said, "God must want us to toast our new-found friendship." He twisted the cap off and handed the bottle to the *uck, who took several big swigs, wiped his chin and handed the bottle back. The Beaver replaced the cap, and without a word, put the bottle back into his trunk. "Aren't you going to celebrate our luck?" asked the *uck. Nah, I think I'll just wait for the troopers to get here."
Throw it down Beaver Fans!
