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Post by bucktoothvarmit on Dec 14, 2018 19:04:37 GMT -8
"Well, he was drunk the day ol' Gary got out of Salt Lake And he went up to Utah State in the rain But before he got to Logan in his pickup truck Stacey smacked him upside his pickled old brain. And he'll hang around as long as you will let him He never minded losin' in the rain So go ahead and call him Ander-panties You never even called him by his name." The perfect country & western song. Well, I called up ole Henry and told him he had not written the perfect country westen song because he had not mentioned big boy pants, cheerleaders, bad assistants, trust the process and quit. So, he wrote back and said he had written a new verse and it went something like this: "Well, he was cooked the day he forgot to trust the process And his bad assistants couldn't recruit or coach a lick But before he could slip out of his big boy pants The cheerleaders quit falling for his shtick." Wondering.......were those cheerleaders "living in the hard"
Go Beavs!!
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Post by Judge Smails on Dec 14, 2018 20:18:39 GMT -8
Well, I called up ole Henry and told him he had not written the perfect country westen song because he had not mentioned big boy pants, cheerleaders, bad assistants, trust the process and quit. So, he wrote back and said he had written a new verse and it went something like this: "Well, he was cooked the day he forgot to trust the process And his bad assistants couldn't recruit or coach a lick But before he could slip out of his big boy pants The cheerleaders quit falling for his shtick." Wondering.......were those cheerleaders "living in the hard"
Go Beavs!!
It wasn’t cheerleaders,. I don’t why that keeps being brought up. He’s no joe avacado. AD staffers should be aware though.
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Post by baseba1111 on Dec 14, 2018 22:04:13 GMT -8
Wondering.......were those cheerleaders "living in the hard"
Go Beavs!!
It wasn’t cheerleaders,. I don’t why that keeps being brought up. He’s no joe avacado. AD staffers should be aware though. The cheer advisor and associates will disagree.
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Post by texasbeaver on Dec 15, 2018 5:14:18 GMT -8
I thought someone said it was the cheer coach.
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Post by drunkandstoopidbeav on Dec 15, 2018 10:29:10 GMT -8
Seriously? Some of you people are like a jilted ex-lover, sitting at a bar and crying into his beer. Write a country-western song. But, please, give it a rest. Same for all the "McMarion left us! Daddy was mean to chase him away!" You sound as though there are people who actually regret Andersen leaving. Other than possibly Beavernut23 I can't think of a single poster who has expressed that.
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Post by jdogge on Dec 15, 2018 23:31:33 GMT -8
"Well, he was drunk the day ol' Gary got out of Salt Lake And he went up to Utah State in the rain But before he got to Logan in his pickup truck Stacey smacked him upside his pickled old brain. And he'll hang around as long as you will let him He never minded losin' in the rain So go ahead and call him Ander-panties You never even called him by his name." The perfect country & western song. Don't give up your day job.
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Post by Henry Skrimshander on Dec 16, 2018 10:49:01 GMT -8
"Well, he was drunk the day ol' Gary got out of Salt Lake And he went up to Utah State in the rain But before he got to Logan in his pickup truck Stacey smacked him upside his pickled old brain. And he'll hang around as long as you will let him He never minded losin' in the rain So go ahead and call him Ander-panties You never even called him by his name." The perfect country & western song. Don't give up your day job. Ha. Don't have one. Comfortably retired. But thanks for your concern.
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Post by spudbeaver on Dec 16, 2018 11:32:17 GMT -8
I liked it! Credit to big bad DAC of course.
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Post by justdamwin on Dec 16, 2018 11:34:33 GMT -8
Don't give up your day job. Ha. Don't have one. Comfortably retired. But thanks for your concern. David Allan Coe, not often spoofed in message board but that is well played You don’t have to call Anderpants- you never even called me by my name...
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Post by kersting13 on Dec 16, 2018 19:20:47 GMT -8
Ha. Don't have one. Comfortably retired. But thanks for your concern. David Allan Coe, not often spoofed in message board but that is well played You don’t have to call Anderpants- you never even called me by my name... I'm not the music aficionado, so I can't tell David Allan Coe from David Alan Grier. This was what I was thinking of.
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Post by grackle on Dec 17, 2018 19:16:53 GMT -8
What the hell are they smoking in Ogden?
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Post by spudbeaver on Dec 17, 2018 19:32:53 GMT -8
What the hell are they smoking in Ogden? I don’t know, but it must be even stronger in Logan, where USU is located!
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